Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 70 50 60 40 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish Her glass eye Worms A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Messy Macaroni Slimy Soup Squiggly Spaghetti None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Growth pills Standing on your head Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Bird Pie Frog legs Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Sticktight Superglue Elmer's Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 6 2 4 None None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The ravens Roly-Poly Bird The little boys Muggle-Wump None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Scarecrows Poison Guns More glue None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Alfie Danny Fred Charlie None Time's up