Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 70 40 60 50 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Worms A frog A fish Her glass eye None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Stretching Standing on your head Support shoes Growth pills None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Monkey Stew Bird Pie Frog legs Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Elmer's Superglue Sticktight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 2 6 None 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The little boys Muggle-Wump Roly-Poly Bird The ravens None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? More glue Guns Poison Scarecrows None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Alfie Danny Charlie None Time's up