Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 60 70 40 50 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A frog Her glass eye A fish Worms None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Stretching Growth pills Standing on your head Support shoes None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Little Boy Barbecue Frog legs Monkey Stew Bird Pie None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Elmer's Sticktight Superglue Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 6 4 2 None None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The little boys Muggle-Wump The ravens Roly-Poly Bird None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? More glue Scarecrows Poison Guns None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Alfie Fred Charlie None Time's up