Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 60 70 50 40 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Her glass eye A fish A frog Worms None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squiggly Spaghetti Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup Messy Macaroni None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Stretching Standing on your head Growth pills Support shoes None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Bird Pie Frog legs Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Superglue Elmer's Sticktight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 2 None 6 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The ravens Muggle-Wump Roly-Poly Bird The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Poison Guns Scarecrows More glue None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Charlie Alfie Fred None Time's up