Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 70 60 50 40 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Worms A fish A frog Her glass eye None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Messy Macaroni Squiggly Spaghetti Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Growth pills Standing on your head Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue Bird Pie Frog legs None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Superglue Elmer's Hugtight Sticktight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 2 4 None 6 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The little boys The ravens Roly-Poly Bird Muggle-Wump None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Scarecrows Poison More glue Guns None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Alfie Fred Charlie None Time's up