Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 40 50 70 60 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A frog Worms Her glass eye A fish None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Slimy Soup Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Growth pills Standing on your head Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Frog legs Bird Pie Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Sticktight Hugtight Elmer's Superglue None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? None 6 2 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Muggle-Wump The ravens The little boys Roly-Poly Bird None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Poison Guns More glue Scarecrows None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Charlie Danny Alfie None Time's up