Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 60 40 70 50 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish A frog Worms Her glass eye None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Slimy Soup Squiggly Spaghetti Squirmy Salad Messy Macaroni None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Growth pills Stretching Standing on your head None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Frog legs Monkey Stew Little Boy Barbecue Bird Pie None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Superglue Elmer's Sticktight Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 6 2 None None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Roly-Poly Bird Muggle-Wump The ravens The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Guns Poison More glue Scarecrows None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Charlie Danny Fred Alfie None Time's up