The Twits
Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out!
(Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.)
How old is Mr. Twit?
40
50
60
70
What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit’s beer?
A fish
Her glass eye
Worms
A frog
What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick?
Squiggly Spaghetti
Messy Macaroni
Slimy Soup
Squirmy Salad
What is the only cure for “the shrinks”?
Growth pills
Standing on your head
Stretching
Support shoes
What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night?
Monkey Stew
Bird Pie
Little Boy Barbecue
Frog legs
What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree?
Elmer’s
Sticktight
Superglue
Hugtight
How many children did Muggle-Wump have?
6
4
2
None
Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree?
Roly-Poly Bird
Muggle-Wump
The ravens
The little boys
What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down?
Poison
Guns
Scarecrows
More glue
What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits’ empty clothes?
Charlie
Alfie
Danny
Fred
Aunt Sponge
Oh dear! I think you’ve forgotten some of the story! Time for a re-read.
The Centipede
Not bad. You can still do better though!
James
Congratulations! You are a Dahl trivia master.