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The Twits Quiz

The Twits

Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out!
(Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.)

How old is Mr. Twit?

40

50

60

70

What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit’s beer?

A fish

Her glass eye

Worms

A frog

What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick?

Squiggly Spaghetti

Messy Macaroni

Slimy Soup

Squirmy Salad

What is the only cure for “the shrinks”?

Growth pills

Standing on your head

Stretching

Support shoes

What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night?

Monkey Stew

Bird Pie

Little Boy Barbecue

Frog legs

What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree?

Elmer’s

Sticktight

Superglue

Hugtight

How many children did Muggle-Wump have?

6

4

2

None

Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree?

Roly-Poly Bird

Muggle-Wump

The ravens

The little boys

What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down?

Poison

Guns

Scarecrows

More glue

What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits’ empty clothes?

Charlie

Alfie

Danny

Fred

Aunt Sponge

Oh dear! I think you’ve forgotten some of the story! Time for a re-read.

The Centipede

Not bad. You can still do better though!

James

Congratulations! You are a Dahl trivia master.