Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 50 40 70 60 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Worms Her glass eye A fish A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Growth pills Stretching Standing on your head Support shoes None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Bird Pie Little Boy Barbecue Frog legs Monkey Stew None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Sticktight Elmer's Hugtight Superglue None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? None 6 2 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Muggle-Wump The little boys The ravens Roly-Poly Bird None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Scarecrows Guns More glue Poison None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Danny Alfie Charlie None Time's up