Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 40 70 60 50 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish A frog Worms Her glass eye None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Slimy Soup Squirmy Salad Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Standing on your head Support shoes Growth pills Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Bird Pie Monkey Stew Frog legs Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Superglue Sticktight Elmer's Hugtight None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? None 6 2 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Muggle-Wump The ravens Roly-Poly Bird The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Poison Guns Scarecrows More glue None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Charlie Alfie Fred None Time's up