Quizzes & Surveys > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 70 40 60 50 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish Worms Her glass eye A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup Messy Macaroni Squiggly Spaghetti None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Standing on your head Growth pills Stretching Support shoes None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Frog legs Monkey Stew Bird Pie Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Superglue Sticktight Elmer's None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 2 None 6 4 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Roly-Poly Bird The little boys The ravens Muggle-Wump None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Poison More glue Scarecrows Guns None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Danny Fred Charlie Alfie None Time's up