The Twits Quiz

Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out!

(Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.)

1.

How old is Mr. Twit?

60

40

50

70

2.

What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer?

Worms

A fish

A frog

Her glass eye

3.

What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick?

Messy Macaroni

Slimy Soup

Squiggly Spaghetti

Squirmy Salad

4.

What is the only cure for "the shrinks"?

Growth pills

Support shoes

Standing on your head

Stretching

5.

What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night?

Frog legs

Bird Pie

Little Boy Barbecue

Monkey Stew

6.

What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree?

Superglue

Hugtight

Sticktight

Elmer's

7.

How many children did Muggle-Wump have?

2

6

4

None

8.

Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree?

Roly-Poly Bird

The little boys

The ravens

Muggle-Wump

9.

What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down?

More glue

Guns

Scarecrows

Poison

10.

What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes?

Alfie

Danny

Fred

Charlie