Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 60 70 50 40 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A frog A fish Her glass eye Worms None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squirmy Salad Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Stretching Support shoes Standing on your head Growth pills None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Little Boy Barbecue Monkey Stew Frog legs Bird Pie None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Sticktight Superglue Elmer's None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 None 6 2 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The ravens Muggle-Wump The little boys Roly-Poly Bird None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Scarecrows Poison Guns More glue None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Alfie Danny Charlie Fred None Time's up