"The Dentist and the Crocodile"
Spoiler Warning! A dentist is petrified when a
crocodile plops down in his office and requests to have his teeth
repaired. "I want you," the Crocodile declared, "to do the back ones
first." He opens his huge jaws to show at least three hundred sharp white
pointed teeth. The dentist stands two yards away and tries to use a long
probe to check for decay. The crocodile tells him that he's too far away
and that he needs to put his head down inside the Croc's mouth. The
dentist weeps in despair and says he's close enough. Just then a lady
bursts in and admonishes the Crocodile for playing tricks again. The
dentist is hysterical and screams that the Crocodile will eat them all.
"Don't be a twit," the lady said, and flashed a gorgeous smile. / "He's
harmless. He's my little pet, my lovely crocodile."
Created and maintained by Kristine Howard with assistance from Michael Mander