Legal

A few disclaimers about this site that I think you should know...

1. I am NOT Roald Dahl. I am merely a FAN of Roald Dahl. It is theoretically IMPOSSIBLE for me to be Roald Dahl, because...
2. Roald Dahl passed away in 1990. Sorry to be so blunt about it, but I hate it when 3rd graders send me fan mail addressed to him. It's just too weird.
3. I realize this is not a professional site. It is not meant to BE a professional site. This is just my amateur hobby, so please don't be upset that I don't have all kinds of shockwave moving graphics and java applets and stuff. I'm trying to focus on CONTENT here, as opposed to making a flashy site that doesn't have any purpose.
4. Please don't sue me. I'm trying to document everything I have on here, but it's going to take awhile. If you want to use something on the site in a report or something, e–mail me and maybe I can point you to a legitimate source for it. And if I've inadvertantly got something at this site that is yours and you do not want people looking at it, just let me know and I'll remove it immediately.
5. Do NOT download a picture of Mr. Dahl and start printing T–shirts or anything stupid like that. It's stupid and a lot of people could get involved in a lot of legal action. So PLEASE use your brain.
6. COPYRIGHT PERMISSION: Lots of people write me wanting to know where they can get permission to A) write sequels to Dahl books; B) adapt stories into plays/musicals; C) adapt stories into movies; and other wacky stuff like that. I always tell them that I do not represent the Dahl estate in any way. For information on who to contact, see my Frequently Asked Questions page. Good luck!
7. I really hope you enjoy this site, because that's what it's for: ENTERTAINMENT. I happen to like Roald Dahl a lot, and if you've read this far then the chances are good that you do too. But if you ever find anything incorrect on any of these pages, or if you just want to make a comment or suggestion, feel free to e–mail me. I really do try to respond to every letter.