Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 40 50 70 60 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? A fish Worms Her glass eye A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squiggly Spaghetti Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad Slimy Soup None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Growth pills Support shoes Standing on your head Stretching None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Bird Pie Monkey Stew Frog legs Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Hugtight Elmer's Sticktight Superglue None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? None 2 4 6 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? Roly-Poly Bird Muggle-Wump The ravens The little boys None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? More glue Scarecrows Guns Poison None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Charlie Danny Alfie Fred None Time's up