Fun > Trivia Quizzes > The Twits Quiz The Twits Quiz Are you smarter than those horrible Twits? Take this quiz and find out! The Twits Quiz (Photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.) 1. How old is Mr. Twit? 40 60 50 70 None 2. What does Mrs. Twit put in Mr. Twit's beer? Worms Her glass eye A fish A frog None 3. What does Mrs. Twit make Mr. Twit for dinner as revenge for the frog trick? Squiggly Spaghetti Slimy Soup Messy Macaroni Squirmy Salad None 4. What is the only cure for "the shrinks"? Support shoes Stretching Growth pills Standing on your head None 5. What did the Twits have for dinner every Wednesday Night? Frog legs Monkey Stew Bird Pie Little Boy Barbecue None 6. What brand of glue does Mr. Twit use on the Big Dead Tree? Superglue Sticktight Hugtight Elmer's None 7. How many children did Muggle-Wump have? 4 2 None 6 None 8. Who warns the birds not to sit on the sticky tree? The little boys Muggle-Wump Roly-Poly Bird The ravens None 9. What do the Twits go to buy in town while the animals are turning their house upside-down? Scarecrows Poison More glue Guns None 10. What was the name of the man who came to read the gas meter and found the Twits' empty clothes? Fred Charlie Alfie Danny None Time's up