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The Gremlins Complete Text

though I were a complete nitwit and answered patiently, 'To look for his boat, of course. As soon as the nautic-minded gremlin saw that there weren't any boats inside, he bored another hole in the bottom of the tank to get out again, and if I hadn't blocked it up myself you wouldn't have had any gas left at all by now, and your engine would have stopped long ago, and we'd have been forced down and all been made prisoners of war.'

"You see," said Jamface happily, "I've already started to get him working on the right lines. Gremlin Jamface is almost a very good gremlin."

"How do you do it?" asked Gus.

"Feed them used postage stamps," said Jamface.

"Feed them what?"