"Hello, you great Knid!
Tell us, how do you do..."
Spoiler Warning! Willy Wonka sings this song to
taunt the great Knid that has just bashed his end into the Elevator. He
notes that the Knid's "backside's as big as a bus!" He offers to get the
Knid a doctor (who's actually a butcher by trade) to fix the problem. The
doctor gets a spear and tries to pop the "balloon". Alas, it doesn't pop,
and the doctor tells the Knid he will have to sit upside-down for the rest
of its life.
Created and maintained by Kristine Howard with assistance from Michael Mander